{"product_id":"guacamole-monster-i-original-artwork-on-vintage-dictionary-page","title":"Guacamole Monster I – Original Artwork on Vintage Dictionary Page","description":"\u003cstyle\u003e\n@import url('https:\/\/fonts.googleapis.com\/css2?family=UnifrakturCook:wght@700\u0026display=swap');\n@import url('https:\/\/fonts.googleapis.com\/css2?family=UnifrakturMaguntia\u0026display=swap');\n\n.tor-title {\n  font-family: 'UnifrakturCook', cursive;\n  color: #b30000;\n  font-size: 30px;\n  text-align: center;\n  line-height: 1.2;\n  text-shadow: 0 0 2px #000, 0 3px 6px rgba(0,0,0,0.8);\n}\n\n.tor-glitch {\n  display:inline-block;\n  color:#d7c34a;\n  transform:rotate(1.5deg);\n  font-weight:bold;\n}\n\n.tor-cut {\n  display:inline-block;\n  color:#b30000;\n  transform:rotate(-1.5deg);\n  font-weight:bold;\n}\n\n.tor-body {\n  font-family: 'UnifrakturMaguntia', cursive;\n  font-size:20px;\n  line-height:1.35;\n  color:#d8cec0;\n}\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"tor-title\"\u003e\nGuacamole Monster\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size:18px; color:#e0d6c8;\"\u003e\nToo strange to ignore. \u003cspan class=\"tor-cut\"\u003eToo wrong to trust.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\nSomething went off — and stayed that way.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\nUnstable. Distorted.\u003cspan class=\"tor-glitch\"\u003eAlmost funny.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nNot entirely harmless.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\nRendered in \u003cstrong\u003eacrylic and marker\u003c\/strong\u003e,  \nthe figure holds together just enough to exist —  \nand just poorly enough to feel wrong.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\nThe work exists on an \u003cstrong\u003eauthentic vintage dictionary page (1930s)\u003c\/strong\u003e,  \nwhere language attempts to define what clearly escaped definition.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul class=\"tor-body\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOriginal artwork (not a print)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eApprox. size: \u003cstrong\u003e21 × 27.3 cm\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOne-of-a-kind on aged, upcycled paper\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSigned and accompanied by a certificate of authenticity\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\nThe surface carries marks of time —  \nbends, stains, and imperfections that remain part of the object.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSold unframed.\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cblockquote class=\"tor-body\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\nNot a joke.\u003cbr\u003e\nNot a creature.\u003cbr\u003e\nSomething that stayed — \u003cspan class=\"tor-cut\"\u003eincorrectly.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e","brand":"☠TOR☠ - Trace Of Revenge","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57401886638428,"sku":null,"price":100.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1011\/1673\/9932\/files\/IMG_6660_Guacamole_Monster_FV_TOR.jpg?v=1776679853","url":"https:\/\/www.traceofrevenge.com\/products\/guacamole-monster-i-original-artwork-on-vintage-dictionary-page","provider":"☠TOR☠ - Trace Of Revenge","version":"1.0","type":"link"}